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Post  jak on Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:56 pm

Is Tesco's open tomorrow?

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Post  mikey on Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:29 pm

jak wrote:Is Tesco's open tomorrow?
why? sure its open 24/7.

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Post  QBVILLA on Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:59 am

Avfc_4eva_Sotc wrote:yeh its not like porn, they have been done up there so much its all loose, you have go a bit easier in real life, unless your hung like mark and its not really a tight fit. Some girls like the pain, most don't, and yes KY gel is advised

I used to know a bird called Shitbox Sally, not the name on her birth certificate I grant you but quite easily the filthiest female i've ever had the pleasure of.She was a student teacher at the time so i'm guessing that she is now a fully fledged teacher now.In the short time i knew her I took more trips up the Kit Kat highway than Mr Nestle.Smashing bird, should've been a porn star really.Only thing that held her back was the fact she'd got a face like a stuntman's knee, still happy days bounce
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Re: Lionheart

Post  Bedshammer on Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:21 am

I love jwned sometimes.
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Post  roadoftrinity on Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:48 am

Bedshammer wrote:I love jwned sometimes.

It's quite fitting for a thread for Lion.

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Re: Lionheart

Post  Bedshammer on Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:54 am

roadoftrinity wrote:
Bedshammer wrote:I love jwned sometimes.

It's quite fitting for a thread for Lion.

Indeed. It's what he would have wanted.
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Re: Lionheart

Post  Bully 9 on Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:58 am

QBVILLA wrote:
Avfc_4eva_Sotc wrote:yeh its not like porn, they have been done up there so much its all loose, you have go a bit easier in real life, unless your hung like mark and its not really a tight fit. Some girls like the pain, most don't, and yes KY gel is advised

I used to know a bird called Shitbox Sally, not the name on her birth certificate I grant you but quite easily the filthiest female i've ever had the pleasure of.She was a student teacher at the time so i'm guessing that she is now a fully fledged teacher now.In the short time i knew her I took more trips up the Kit Kat highway than Mr Nestle.Smashing bird, should've been a porn star really.Only thing that held her back was the fact she'd got a face like a stuntman's knee, still happy days bounce

Oh thats quality! Laughing
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Post  Billy Bonds on Thu Jul 28, 2011 8:29 am

Avfc_4eva_Sotc wrote:yeh its not like porn, they have been done up there so much its all loose, you have go a bit easier in real life, unless your hung like mark and its not really a tight fit. Some girls like the pain, most don't, and yes KY gel is advised

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Post  QBVILLA on Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:17 am

Here marky,know what I meant to ask you.I walked in the kitchen the other day and there was my dog having a wank in his crate.I'd walked in just as he was chucking his muck.Dirty fucker then proceeded to lick it up before lying down with a contented look on his face.
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Post  villanfromluton on Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:36 am

Bully 9 wrote:
QBVILLA wrote:
Avfc_4eva_Sotc wrote:yeh its not like porn, they have been done up there so much its all loose, you have go a bit easier in real life, unless your hung like mark and its not really a tight fit. Some girls like the pain, most don't, and yes KY gel is advised

I used to know a bird called Shitbox Sally, not the name on her birth certificate I grant you but quite easily the filthiest female i've ever had the pleasure of.She was a student teacher at the time so i'm guessing that she is now a fully fledged teacher now.In the short time i knew her I took more trips up the Kit Kat highway than Mr Nestle.Smashing bird, should've been a porn star really.Only thing that held her back was the fact she'd got a face like a stuntman's knee, still happy days bounce

Oh thats quality! Laughing

Thats probably one of the better looking birds he has pulled, sounds classy as wel Shocked

Poor mark cant even get a blowy and there are some of you bragging about doing birds up the arse. Show him some pity
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Re: Lionheart

Post  Guest on Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:53 am

Done it with 3 ppl, all while both parties both totally drunk.....one of them was female too

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Post  mikey on Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:57 am

englishhammer wrote:Done it with 3 ppl, all while both parties both totally drunk.....one of them was female too
don't think this makes sense?

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Post  QBVILLA on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:33 am

mikey wrote:
englishhammer wrote:Done it with 3 ppl, all while both parties both totally drunk.....one of them was female too
don't think this makes sense?

What Eddie Munster is saying is that he's fucked two men up the jacksy
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Post  villainies on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:43 am

QBVILLA wrote:
mikey wrote:
englishhammer wrote:Done it with 3 ppl, all while both parties both totally drunk.....one of them was female too
don't think this makes sense?

What Eddie Munster is saying is that he's fucked two men up the jacksy

That was an eye opener! Shocked
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Re: Lionheart

Post  Avfc_4eva_Sotc on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:47 am

villainies wrote:
QBVILLA wrote:
mikey wrote:
englishhammer wrote:Done it with 3 ppl, all while both parties both totally drunk.....one of them was female too
don't think this makes sense?

What Eddie Munster is saying is that he's fucked two men up the jacksy

That was an eye opener! Shocked

did he get shit stuck in it?

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Post  QBVILLA on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:50 am

villainies wrote:
QBVILLA wrote:
mikey wrote:
englishhammer wrote:Done it with 3 ppl, all while both parties both totally drunk.....one of them was female too
don't think this makes sense?

What Eddie Munster is saying is that he's fucked two men up the jacksy

That was an eye opener! Shocked

Didn't realise you were one of the men Vidal Shocked
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Post  roadoftrinity on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:51 am

QBVILLA wrote:
villainies wrote:
QBVILLA wrote:
mikey wrote:
englishhammer wrote:Done it with 3 ppl, all while both parties both totally drunk.....one of them was female too
don't think this makes sense?

What Eddie Munster is saying is that he's fucked two men up the jacksy

That was an eye opener! Shocked

Didn't realise you were one of the men Vidal Shocked

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Re: Lionheart

Post  villainies on Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:01 pm

QBVILLA wrote:
villainies wrote:
QBVILLA wrote:
mikey wrote:
englishhammer wrote:Done it with 3 ppl, all while both parties both totally drunk.....one of them was female too
don't think this makes sense?

What Eddie Munster is saying is that he's fucked two men up the jacksy

That was an eye opener! Shocked

Didn't realise you were one of the men Vidal Shocked

http://youtu.be/7yl3UMO-TkE
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Re: Lionheart

Post  mikey on Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:31 pm

QBVILLA wrote:
mikey wrote:
englishhammer wrote:Done it with 3 ppl, all while both parties both totally drunk.....one of them was female too
don't think this makes sense?

What Eddie Munster is saying is that he's fucked two men up the jacksy
jesus. really 1englishhammer? really?! there's nothing wrong with it of course but didn't think you were a sucker for the penis.

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Post  Avfc_4eva_Sotc on Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:32 pm

So jesus was the other guy, right load of bum bandits on here it seems.

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Post  mikey on Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:38 pm

Avfc_4eva_Sotc wrote:So jesus was the other guy, right load of bum bandits on here it seems.
Very Happy


just off topic, did you know a clitoris is an undeveloped penis? so technically we are all abit gay. my mind was blow when i heard it.

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Post  Avfc_4eva_Sotc on Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:53 pm

mikey wrote:
Avfc_4eva_Sotc wrote:So jesus was the other guy, right load of bum bandits on here it seems.
Very Happy


just off topic, did you know a clitoris is an undeveloped penis? so technically we are all abit gay. my mind was blow when i heard it.

Suppose it makes sense as when a bird wants to be a man the testosterone increases the size of the clit into a sort of penis.

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Post  mikey on Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:59 pm

Avfc_4eva_Sotc wrote:
mikey wrote:
Avfc_4eva_Sotc wrote:So jesus was the other guy, right load of bum bandits on here it seems.
Very Happy


just off topic, did you know a clitoris is an undeveloped penis? so technically we are all abit gay. my mind was blow when i heard it.

Suppose it makes sense as when a bird wants to be a man the testosterone increases the size of the clit into a sort of penis.
so surely by that logic, if i get my stomach pumped of all my testosterone i should have a vag?

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Post  villainies on Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:01 pm

mikey wrote:
Avfc_4eva_Sotc wrote:
mikey wrote:
Avfc_4eva_Sotc wrote:So jesus was the other guy, right load of bum bandits on here it seems.
Very Happy


just off topic, did you know a clitoris is an undeveloped penis? so technically we are all abit gay. my mind was blow when i heard it.

Suppose it makes sense as when a bird wants to be a man the testosterone increases the size of the clit into a sort of penis.
so surely by that logic, if i get my stomach pumped of all my testosterone i should have a vag?

definitely.
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Post  Avfc_4eva_Sotc on Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:01 pm

I'm pretty certain you can't remove your testosterone mikey.

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