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Post  MrMagoo on Thu May 24, 2012 9:00 pm

ha ha Sara Cox "nothing wrong with a bit of bush"
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Post  Bedshammer on Thu May 24, 2012 9:11 pm

She's mental, I love her.
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Re: I love Eurovision

Post  Billy Bonds on Fri May 25, 2012 5:16 am

villanfromluton wrote:Remember the year Marky boy was commentating on the fit bird from Israel (may be wrong country), turned out it was a fecking bloke. Very Happy


Thats because you dopey fack munster pie eating turd,,,,i had not even read into that....if you did not know she was a bloke u tit you would have thought like i did in it...tosspot Very Happy

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Post  villanfromluton on Fri May 25, 2012 7:52 am

Billy Bonds wrote:
villanfromluton wrote:Remember the year Marky boy was commentating on the fit bird from Israel (may be wrong country), turned out it was a fecking bloke. Very Happy


Thats because you dopey fack munster pie eating turd,,,,i had not even read into that....if you did not know she was a bloke u tit you would have thought like i did in it...tosspot Very Happy

Did you not see the big bulge down below in her mini dress you dopey git. What was it your missus said when she caught you banging one out looking at a bloke in drag Shocked
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Re: I love Eurovision

Post  FrenchSpur on Fri May 25, 2012 9:26 am

villanfromluton wrote:
Billy Bonds wrote:
villanfromluton wrote:Remember the year Marky boy was commentating on the fit bird from Israel (may be wrong country), turned out it was a fecking bloke. Very Happy


Thats because you dopey fack munster pie eating turd,,,,i had not even read into that....if you did not know she was a bloke u tit you would have thought like i did in it...tosspot Very Happy

Did you not see the big bulge down below in her mini dress you dopey git. What was it your missus said when she caught you banging one out looking at a bloke in drag Shocked

I suspect she vowed never to touch it again.......
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Post  Bully 9 on Fri May 25, 2012 10:13 am

Bedshammer wrote:It never fails to entertain me.

Beds..........you REALLY need to get drunk more....... Wink
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Post  villanfromluton on Fri May 25, 2012 10:15 am

FrenchSpur wrote:
villanfromluton wrote:
Billy Bonds wrote:
villanfromluton wrote:Remember the year Marky boy was commentating on the fit bird from Israel (may be wrong country), turned out it was a fecking bloke. Very Happy


Thats because you dopey fack munster pie eating turd,,,,i had not even read into that....if you did not know she was a bloke u tit you would have thought like i did in it...tosspot Very Happy

Did you not see the big bulge down below in her mini dress you dopey git. What was it your missus said when she caught you banging one out looking at a bloke in drag Shocked

I suspect she vowed never to touch it again.......

I think that vow had been taken years earleir to be fair
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Post  Billy Bonds on Fri May 25, 2012 11:25 am

villanfromluton wrote:
FrenchSpur wrote:
villanfromluton wrote:
Billy Bonds wrote:
villanfromluton wrote:Remember the year Marky boy was commentating on the fit bird from Israel (may be wrong country), turned out it was a fecking bloke. Very Happy


Thats because you dopey fack munster pie eating turd,,,,i had not even read into that....if you did not know she was a bloke u tit you would have thought like i did in it...tosspot Very Happy

Did you not see the big bulge down below in her mini dress you dopey git. What was it your missus said when she caught you banging one out looking at a bloke in drag Shocked

I suspect she vowed never to touch it again.......

I think that vow had been taken years earleir to be fair
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Thats because the last time i oput her of with the cheese dip

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Post  villanfromluton on Fri May 25, 2012 11:42 am

I am sure there was an extra mature smell, but dont think it was cheese was it Marky boy. You going to be ogling any blokes in mini dresses at this years competition, maybe Villainies aint the pervest bloke on here after all
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Post  Billy Bonds on Fri May 25, 2012 11:57 am

villanfromluton wrote:I am sure there was an extra mature smell, but dont think it was cheese was it Marky boy. You going to be ogling any blokes in mini dresses at this years competition, maybe Villainies aint the pervest bloke on here after all

that wud not make me pervy but a fukin homo you ´tart lol....an that iant

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Post  villanfromluton on Fri May 25, 2012 2:12 pm

Billy Bonds wrote:
villanfromluton wrote:I am sure there was an extra mature smell, but dont think it was cheese was it Marky boy. You going to be ogling any blokes in mini dresses at this years competition, maybe Villainies aint the pervest bloke on here after all

that wud not make me pervy but a fukin homo you ´tart lol....an that iant

So why were you tommy tanking looking at a bloke dressed as a woman you sicko? No wonder your missus was shocked and dont let you near her Mad
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Re: I love Eurovision

Post  Billy Bonds on Fri May 25, 2012 3:42 pm

villanfromluton wrote:
Billy Bonds wrote:
villanfromluton wrote:I am sure there was an extra mature smell, but dont think it was cheese was it Marky boy. You going to be ogling any blokes in mini dresses at this years competition, maybe Villainies aint the pervest bloke on here after all

that wud not make me pervy but a fukin homo you ´tart lol....an that iant

So why were you tommy tanking looking at a bloke dressed as a woman you sicko? No wonder your missus was shocked and dont let you near her Mad


who said i was tommy tanking....or is that another widely know fact,,bit like All of tiltons bolloxs...all i said was if i remember correctly...she ( of who i thought was a she ) was quite good looking....was not untill later on in the prog did it mention what he/she really was....so ram it fuk face ,,Oh and as for my mrs i do get near her we both did the washing up together cheers

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Post  Bedshammer on Fri May 25, 2012 4:49 pm

Bully 9 wrote:
Bedshammer wrote:It never fails to entertain me.

Beds..........you REALLY need to get drunk more....... Wink

It entertains me even more when I'm drunk. I love Eurovision, always have.
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Re: I love Eurovision

Post  Billy Bonds on Fri May 25, 2012 5:18 pm

Bedshammer wrote:
Bully 9 wrote:
Bedshammer wrote:It never fails to entertain me.

Beds..........you REALLY need to get drunk more....... Wink

It entertains me even more when I'm drunk. I love Eurovision, always have.
cheers cheers cheers


same herei'll be steaming..all tho i still aint forgiven the wife for saying these great words last year...


The finnsih entry is strongly fancied Tosspot ,,,
Oh really love

Yes dear he lives just downt he road and he's written the song himself...

Really love ok...

And i go to the rkisok.,,,,exscuse me whats the odd's on finland...6 /1 ok,,,€5 please...

I even told avfc.... No Embarassed No Embarassed

Soon as i heard the song i ripped me ticket... Slap Fight Slap Fight

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Post  Bully 9 on Fri May 25, 2012 6:43 pm

Bedshammer wrote:
Bully 9 wrote:
Bedshammer wrote:It never fails to entertain me.

Beds..........you REALLY need to get drunk more....... Wink

It entertains me even more when I'm drunk. I love Eurovision, always have.

Laughing
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Re: I love Eurovision

Post  villanfromluton on Fri May 25, 2012 9:11 pm

Sir twat, get a packet of kleenex just in case some top totty with meat and two veg hanging out get you going again. That fecking bloke you thought was a bird had a fecking beard and looked like Geoff Capes apparently. You are a dirty fecker
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Post  Guest on Fri May 25, 2012 11:42 pm

Eurovision is just stupid fun. How many languages does the finnish entry speak this year Sir Twat? Very Happy

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Post  Billy Bonds on Sat May 26, 2012 7:30 am

Ezekiel 25:17 wrote:Eurovision is just stupid fun. How many languages does the finnish entry speak this year Sir Twat? Very Happy


well because of last years brillaint success of that idiot...trying to save the world......we aint in it this year,,,wich in some ways is a blessing....whats yr Point oh wise one

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Post  villanfromluton on Sat May 26, 2012 10:07 pm

Is mark giving the points for Finland, so much fun Shocked
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Post  Billy Bonds on Sat May 26, 2012 10:18 pm

villanfromluton wrote:Is mark giving the points for Finland, so much fun Shocked


be difficult u twot no in it this year No

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Post  villanfromluton on Sat May 26, 2012 10:23 pm

What a pile of shite Very Happy
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Post  Billy Bonds on Sun May 27, 2012 7:09 am

Is things that bad in england , that they have to send a 76yr old crooner to try for us

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Post  villanfromluton on Sun May 27, 2012 3:09 pm

Were there any blokes in mini dresses that you had a little play over Sir twat
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Post  FrenchSpur on Sun May 27, 2012 3:23 pm

villanfromluton wrote:Were there any blokes in mini dresses that you had a little play over Sir twat

No but there were some Russian Grannies that probably gave Sir Twat a bit of a rise....
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Re: I love Eurovision

Post  Billy Bonds on Sun May 27, 2012 4:21 pm

FrenchSpur wrote:
villanfromluton wrote:Were there any blokes in mini dresses that you had a little play over Sir twat

No but there were some Russian Grannies that probably gave Sir Twat a bit of a rise....


how did u guess ???

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