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You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:48 pm

No commitment, you're an embarrassment,
Yes, an embarrassment, a living endorsement


What is it with you vilers, eh?

Poor old Randy Lerner spunks over £300 million of his own money on you lot and you hate the bloke. You used to reckon he was the best chairman in the country and now you think he's the Devil himself. You've got short memories - have you forgotten that he redecorated that hotel by the ground? You wanted him to be knighted for that if I remember rightly? Embarrassing.

Paul Lambert is the best up-and-coming manager in the country. Or so you thought. You were screaming for him to come to the vile. You were singing his name while he was still manager of Norwich. Randy listened to you and did what you begged. Now you hate Lambert aswell. Embarrassing.

You organise a protest against poor old Randy. You get massive coverage in the national media before the planned protest at last week's game against Liverpool.
"We'll empty the Hole Tend for the first 8 minutes" you cried.
"There will be 13,000 empty seats. That'll show Randy we don't like him anymore" you bleated.
The press waited expectantly for this much publicised protest and what happened?
Nothing! About 50-100 of you sheepishly ambled in after 8 minutes to join everybody else who were already in their seats. Embarrassing.

You're an embarrassment, vilers. You really are. Keep it up.

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Mon Jan 26, 2015 3:55 pm

And now I see that you're boasting about narrowly beating Bournemouth's RESERVES in the cup. Oh dear........




Embarrassing!

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Post  jak on Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:10 pm

What number are Birmingham in tonight's draw? Very Happy

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Post  Tilton on Tue Feb 03, 2015 2:08 pm

We weren't in the draw, jak. We went out 1-2 to a full strength Premiership side. We rested our top goalscorer (Donaldson) for the match and kept our star player (Gray) on the bench until the last 10 minutes. A long cup run would have had a detrimental effect on our push for promotion anyway.

Viler, on the other hand, got an undeserved win against Bournemouth's reserves and then bragged about it.

Embarrassing.

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Post  Tilton on Wed Feb 04, 2015 5:10 pm

Villa are 92nd out of the 92 professional teams in England for goals scored this season.



From OPTA:
Villa’s total of 11 goals from their opening 23 games is a joint-low in English top-flight history.
Villa remain three points clear of the drop zone this season, in one of the least explicable events of the 21st century.

Uh Oh!

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  FrenchSpur on Wed Feb 04, 2015 7:22 pm

They will do a lot better next year against different oposition
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Post  Tilton on Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:45 am

They scored!!!!!!!!!!! Shocked

But lost again Laughing

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Post  Tilton on Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:37 pm

Back to normal last night - didn't score.

Relegation Zone Laughing

Uh Oh!!

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Jay.P.A on Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:02 am

Well...Lambert's gone then....!
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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Thu Feb 12, 2015 1:51 pm

I'm fecking gutted! He was doing a fantastic job Sad

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:13 pm

It seems like a host of managers are hastily distancing themselves from the vacant Viler job. Let's start a list:

Avram Grant
Steve McClaren
Jurgen The German Klinsmann
Jose Mourinho

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  ADRIAN_1976 on Tue May 26, 2015 11:30 am

Been away for a couple of months..

Seems like some things never change..

I see Tilts is still creaming himself over the Villa..  Very Happy
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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Tue May 26, 2015 3:00 pm

Still laughing at you, if that's what you mean?

Hello Adrian, how are you?

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  jpr60 on Tue May 26, 2015 4:14 pm

Adrian, how'd you fancy your chances at Wembley on saturday? Is Tactics Tim gonna do it for you?

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:44 pm

Nope! Laughing Very Happy Laughing Very Happy Laughing Very Happy Laughing Very Happy Laughing Very Happy Laughing Very Happy Laughing Very Happy Laughing Very Happy Laughing Very Happy

That was fooking EMBARRASSING, vilers Laughing

Seriously lads, what the fook was that pathetic effort? Laughing

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:12 pm

Shots on target = 0
Corners = 0

From OPTA: The vilers failed to register a single shot on target. In fact, they only managed two blocked shots during the 90 minutes. Feeble.

Now, that's embarrrassing! Laughing

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:37 pm

Vilers fighting each other at Wembley...............embarrassing Very Happy


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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  ADRIAN_1976 on Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:01 pm

jpr60 wrote:Adrian, how'd you fancy your chances at Wembley on saturday? Is Tactics Tim gonna do it for you?

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  jpr60 on Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:46 pm

OK, here's another question - is Tim Sherwood going to sign Adebayor for Villa?

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Post  FrenchSpur on Wed Jul 22, 2015 6:01 pm

jpr60 wrote:OK, here's another question - is Tim Sherwood going to sign Adebayor for Villa?

They are just waiting to see how much we will pay them to take him off our hands... See how desperate we get
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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Wed Jul 29, 2015 12:27 pm

Not only Adebayor, it looks like Berbatov might be going there too! Laughing

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  ADRIAN_1976 on Wed Aug 05, 2015 1:06 pm

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport 16m16 minutes ago
"He disappeared halfway through a medical"
Gary Rowett on the potential signing who vanished.

Ha ha ha 'small heath' never fail to entertain !!!

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:43 pm

That's a story about Rob Kiernan, who got an offer from Glasgow Rangers after agreeing terms with us. They obviously offered him a lot more money. It says more about the player than it does about Blues. Footballers are not honourable people, you see.

Shall we talk about your ex captain, Fabian Delph? The face of your new kit launch and preseason publicity. The same player who pledged his allegiance to your club and then made a swift U-turn?

Now that's embarrassing!  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing

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Post  ADRIAN_1976 on Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:16 pm

We got 8M for him.. more than your turnover Laughing
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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  villainies on Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:18 pm

No matter how shit we are, and right now we're as shit as we've been in my lifetime.....we still beat the Blues. bounce
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