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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:21 pm

Yes you did, villainies. Well done.

'Premiership' Viler spent around £ 56 million on their squad last summer. Championship Blues spent feck all.

Every neutral I spoke to at the time reckoned you were lucky to get away with it. But well done for highlighting your undeserved win. Embarrassing!

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Post  Tilton on Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:27 pm

This season, more than any other, proves that viler really are the gift that keeps on giving.

It's January, and viler have had more managers than league wins this season.

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  FrenchSpur on Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:53 pm

GO on rub it in.... rub hard
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Post  FrenchSpur on Sat Jan 09, 2016 2:42 pm

That wycombe team are good arent they??
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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Tue Jan 12, 2016 1:47 pm

FrenchSpur wrote:GO on rub it in.... rub hard

Easy, tiger

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Post  Tilton on Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:12 pm

oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Where do I start with the latest developments surrounding the Witton Circus? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post  Tilton on Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:05 pm

The Wycombe away game when you could only manage a draw was funny - your fans confronting your players both inside the ground and outside. Hurling abuse at them as they got on the team bus Very Happy Embarrassing!

'Mighty' Viler still bottom of league and 10 points from safety. Only 13 points and 18 goals scored by FEBRUARY #fightlikelions Laughing  Embarrassing!

Not signing ANY players in January (despite needing a whole new team) and actually being outspent by Blues Laughing Really embarrassing!

Your fans singing last night at West Ham that they will have a party when Randy Lerner dies and unfurling one of their famous bedsheets with the legend "Sack The Board" scrawled across it!  Laughing Embarrassing!

Having the rest of the country (not just Blues) ripping the absolute piss out of you at every opportunity  Laughing Embarrassing!

Keep it up vilers!

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Post  Tilton on Tue Feb 16, 2016 1:39 pm

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Great stuff vilers! If Liverpool were any good, that would have been double figures last weekend. Still, 0 - 6 will do. Pundits and the press ripping you apart again. Paddy Power taking the piss something rotten. People up and down the country laughing at you, vilers.

How embarrassing! Very Happy

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Post  Tilton on Fri Feb 19, 2016 3:01 pm

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Post  Tilton on Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:28 pm

Everybody's taking the piss, vilers. This is the latest from "Soccer on Sunday":


Aston Villa have announced that the club will disband in June, bringing the curtain down on 142 years of league football. The voluntary closure — the first of its kind worldwide — has been described as “tremendously sad” by Prime Minister David Cameron.

“We’re doing the right thing,” owner Randy Lerner told Soccer on Sunday. “Villa is a mangy old mutt hobbling around on three legs, ribs sticking out, one ear flopped over. The humane thing is to take it into the woods with a shotgun and apply the 'Old Yeller' treatment.”

“At least this way fans can hang onto a few memories,” he added, “before we end up in the West Midlands Regional League, getting spanked week-in week-out by the likes of Shenstone Pathfinders.”


The timing of the closure appears linked to a study published last week in the Journal of Sports Science. Harvard University analysed a century of data from 96 sports, played across 122 different countries.

“We can confirm that Aston Villa are the worst team in the history of sport,” Professor Stuart Fagan told Soccer on Sunday. “The 1928 Albanian women’s Curling team were a close second. Those ladies lost 104 games in a row. But they didn’t have a Charles N’Zogbia, and that was the difference in the end.”

Fan reaction to the closure has been mixed.

“I’ve been a Villa supporter for 30 years, man and boy,” season ticket holder Barry O’Mara told Soccer on Sunday. “Obviously I’ve hated every minute of it, but it’ll be strange next year driving past the IKEA where Villa Park used to be.”

“At least furniture doesn’t get hammered every week,” he added.

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Post  jpr60 on Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:53 am

ouch!

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Post  Tilton on Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:29 am

"They are an embarrassment, Aston Villa. They have been for a few years" said Liverpool stalwart Carragher, speaking on Sky Sports.

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Post  Tilton on Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:15 pm

"Aston Villa are not even the best side at Aston Villa - Under-21s hammer Remi Garde's flops"

"Aston Villa's first-team lost 3-0 to the club's Under-21 side on Friday night in an embarrassing encounter watched by manager Remi Garde."

"Aston Villa lose 3-0 to the kids! Remi Garde watches side containing nine first-team squad players fall in behind-closed-doors training clash against club's Under 21's"

(from various sources - all of them laughing at you, vilers)

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Post  Tilton on Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:06 pm

Billy Smart has become the latest person embroiled in the Aston Villa fiasco by threatening to sue people who compare the club to a circus.

"Circuses are professional, well-run businesses with employees who work hard and are at the top of their chosen field and any comparison with Aston Villa couldn't be further from the truth. Our clowns in particular are fed up with being compared to Gabby Agbonlahor and Joleon Lescott. We are fed up with these slurs appearing in print and on social media and we are looking to take legal action against anyone who makes the comparison in future."

Rumours that Remi Garde was last seen walking around Bodymoor Heath with a squirty flower lapel badge and rotating bow-tie are unconfirmed.

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Post  Tilton on Fri Mar 04, 2016 3:00 pm

Let the piss taking resume............

From the BBC reporting on the last game:

"Three and a half hours of football without winning a corner were ended by struggling Aston Villa during the first half on Tuesday. The long awaited set-piece went out for a goal kick"

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Post  Tilton on Fri Mar 04, 2016 3:09 pm

And in response to the vilers pathetic little song "Birmingham Are You Listening", I give you.......


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Post  Tilton on Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:49 pm

Looking forward to the weekend, vilers? It's been a long time in coming but the day is finally upon us. Your relegation.

You lot could never imagine that this day would come.
You always thought that you were too good to go down.
You always believed that you had a divine right to be in the Premier League.
You laughed as others were relegated.

Q: Who's laughing now, vilers?
A: EVERY FECKING BODY!!!

Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing

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Post  FrenchSpur on Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:55 pm

Tilton wrote:Looking forward to the weekend, vilers? It's been a long time in coming but the day is finally upon us. Your relegation.

You lot could never imagine that this day would come.
You always thought that you were too good to go down.
You always believed that you had a divine right to be in the Premier League.
You laughed as others were relegated.

Q: Who's laughing now, vilers?
A: EVERY FECKING BODY!!!

Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing

Oh not me..... I feel sorry for them.... IT must be so difficult for them to get out of bed in the morning knowing that the blue side of the city is going to be merciless with their comments..... Still i guess its a bit of payback...
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Post  jpr60 on Wed Apr 13, 2016 6:18 pm

Plus a Big Match or two in the Second Division next season, Birmingham City v Aston Villa - they'll be good to watch!

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Post  Tilton on Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:32 am

FrenchSpur wrote:
Tilton wrote:Looking forward to the weekend, vilers? It's been a long time in coming but the day is finally upon us. Your relegation.

You lot could never imagine that this day would come.
You always thought that you were too good to go down.
You always believed that you had a divine right to be in the Premier League.
You laughed as others were relegated.

Q: Who's laughing now, vilers?
A: EVERY FECKING BODY!!!

Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing

Oh not me..... I feel sorry for them.... IT must be so difficult for them to get out of bed in the morning knowing that the blue side of the city is going to be merciless with their comments..... Still i guess its a bit of payback...

It's not just Blues taking the piss, the whole country is at it. Have a look around and you'll find that they're getting ripped from all quarters.

Please do not feel sorry for them. The arrogant, deluded, 12-toed motherfeckers have had this coming for a long time. God, it's so sweet.

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Post  Tilton on Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:35 am

jpr60 wrote:Plus a Big Match or two in the Second Division next season, Birmingham City v Aston Villa - they'll be good to watch!

Well, yes. We can look forward to 08:00 Thursday morning kick-off times if WMP have their way.

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Post  Tilton on Thu Apr 14, 2016 11:19 am

I see that viler have announced that they have cancelled their 'Player Of The Year' awards for this season, due to "current circumstances"! Hardly surprising really.

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Post  Tilton on Thu Apr 14, 2016 11:28 am

Viler have had more managers than league wins so far this season!!

Embarrassing! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Thu Apr 14, 2016 2:46 pm

Good to see Paddy Power getting stuck into them again......



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