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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:06 am

It's been a great season Laughing

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Mon May 23, 2016 4:36 pm

17 points. In a whole season you managed to win SEVENTEEN POINTS! Laughing Laughing Laughing

And ended up with a goal difference of -49. MINUS FORTY NINE! Laughing Laughing Laughing

The team who finished next to bottom had DOUBLE your total points! Laughing Laughing Laughing

If it's any consolation, you were only 23 POINTS from safety in the end! Laughing Laughing Laughing


You fecking clowns!!! Tosspot Tosspot Tosspot

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Post  Tilton on Mon May 23, 2016 5:17 pm

And just when we thought that your embarrassment was winding down, along comes Dr. X and his takeover plans!

Now, I'm not sure where to start with this one Laughing

Good ol' Randy appears to be selling your beloved club to somebody with dubious credentials.

Dr Xia Jiantong from China was announced as the prospective new owner on viler's official website. It gushed about him owning controlling stakes in 5 listed Chinese companies and word spread about how this man made Bill Gates look like a pauper. Your chairman crowed about how Dr Xiu was instrumental in the creation of the iconic 'Birdsnest' stadium, China's world famous venue. Vilers were ecstatic at the news!

The following day viler were forced into an embarrassing edit to their website. It was discovered that Dr X in fact only has a large stake in 1 listed company - a company that posted a multi-million pound loss last year. And the claim of involvement with the Birdsnest was also shown to be rubbish, as confirmed by one of Dr X's collegues in China!

So, is this mystery man just a huge bullshitter? He's been investigated by a renowned anti-corruption campaigner in China. There are doubts about his actual professional qualifications (he has blocked access to these records) and the company that he fronts was actually set up by his university lecturer - who he used to live with (hmmmmmmmm  Wink  )

Dr X himself has claimed that he will make viler one of the top 3 clubs in the WORLD within 10 years! And he's going to turn Vile Park into a football theme park!  Laughing

Of course, this dude might be loaded. It is very difficult to delve too deeply into the world of Chinese business (as Blues fans have found out over the past few years!). On the other hand, a lot of vilers are starting to suspect that Dr X is a bit of a chancer.

This could be interesting  Laughing

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Post  Tilton on Wed Jun 08, 2016 3:47 pm

The PL seem to be taking an awful long time to approve this takeover.......................

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Post  ADRIAN_1976 on Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:24 pm

10 million WAR CHEST INCLUDING WAGES cheers cheers Beds Beds Banjo Banjo Clap Clap
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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:44 pm

Lots of whispers about Dr Tony and dirty money doing the rounds......that's all I can say

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Post  Tilton on Thu Oct 13, 2016 4:12 pm

And I hear that Agent Brucey got a nice juicy contract Laughing

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Re: You're an embarrassment

Post  Tilton on Tue Nov 01, 2016 6:33 pm

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! On the evidence of your Cup Final against Blues, you're going to be in the Championship for a long time yet!

How the hell can you spend over £ 50 million in the summer to improve your squad and end up with that pile of shite?
The Birmingham Mail did a piece contrasting the cost of the players who got on the pitch during Sunday's game.

Blues: £ 1.98 million

Vile: £ 72.50 million affraid affraid affraid

Embarrassing!

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Post  Tilton on Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:09 pm

And now your main summer signing, McCormack, doesn't want to play for you any more!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear Laughing Laughing Laughing

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